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Random Game Commentary by H0ck3yg1rl…

Random Game Commentary
Current mood:   relieved
Category: Sports

Game Play by Play….from H0ck3yg1rl…

1st Period

  1. Hey CP got a haircut….thank god….the last one was HIDEOUS!!!   Ouch… looks like he’s swollen and in a lot of pain….nice suit…..I bet he’s a BIG baby at home…wahhh…someone bring me some chocolate milk….with a straw….  I bet Francois didn’t ask for chocolate milk when he broke his jaw last year….
  2.  …Way to go little 11…. 37 seconds….my favorite time of the game…. (Schneider almost makes me forget about Andy…..I said ALMOST…..)
  3. 7?????     7???  Where did that come from…..Bergeron who……???
  4. Ebbett….   Here today….gone yesterday….
  5. How do you get a game misconduct for not having your sweater tied?  COME ON YOU SILLY ZEBRA’S…  THAT’s THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH?????
  6. I love you Todd. …….BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..
  7. Prediction….Phaneuf gets….well…uh….how you say….pounded?
  8. OMG…Kiprusoff….award for best drama in a hockey game…
  9. Yes…yes…yes…. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
  10. Why do Zebra’s continue to ignore Phaneuf…. ???
  11. Oops….spoke too soon….
  12. Yap….yap….yap….yo momma…..yap…yap…yap….
  13. Poor little Phaneuf…….bye-bye……(see 7)….  

End of the 1st

  • SOOOOOOOOO tired of the McMahon commercial….ugh

2nd Period

  1. Where has Iginla been….haven’t seen much of him today…
  2. Go Georgie…GO!!!!
  3. Oh….there he is…. (see 15)
  4. DAMMIT….where did Phaneuf come from….I thought he was tossed……
  5. I am continually reminded that I don’t understand all the rules of hockey, despite having read the rule book, have season seats and speak fluent Finnish.  (Okay…that last part was a lie.)
  6. PP….
  7. I’m missing Bertie.
  8. If Mike says “Calgary ain’t goin’ down easy” one more time I’m going to scream.
  9. Whoa…..two on one…….yes…yes…..nooooooo……

End of the 2nd

3rd Period

  1. What is wrong with Corey Perry today….
  2. Nice hit Getzlafffffffffffffffffffff!!!  Ouchie…..
  3. Brian Hayward is only 5’10″….how is THAT possible…..
  4. TURNOVER…GAH….
  5. Whoa….Giguere save on a beautiful one on one from Phaneuf.   Penalty in the process….I never saw that one.
  6. I can’t watch….
  7. 30 seconds…..29…..28……
  8. Phew……

End of the 3rd

Crazy.

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